LSGH71 Jokes

February '98

Super Bowl	Religion
Jet Fuel

Butler	100 reasons why its great to be a guy
Barry Switzer	Huh?
Optimism	British ATM
Nun sense	Birthdays

The Pirate	A Dick
Problems	Gynecologist
Anniversary	Bridget Bardot
Class and Perversion	The bear
Helpful Holiday Diet Tips	Golf balls
The right titles	Engineering
Whatever	Freddie Hawes
One, two, three, for	You can't do that
Excerpt from Santa's Corporate Newsletter	How To Catch a Rabbit
Childhood deseases	Jack and Jill
Santa's seduction	Playboy classic: 01/98
Sore loser	Bricklayer's story
How times have changed	Quiz show
Guillotine problems	Jingle Gates
Ay Chihuahua	Up or down
This job is going to the dogs	CEO
Fatherhood	President's parrot
Abstinence and groceries	Farmer Jones and the Beautiful Girl
Bragging	Our own Santa
The year in 64-bits	The hidden costs of toast technology

How to use FUCK as a meaningful word	Haircut
Male chauvinist pig	The new teacher
Hypothermia	Three worst Chinese torture tests
Stoner collection	The groove
Heaven	Blind skydivers
Ripped	Extortion
Cold joke	Religious cold joke
Humorous crime	A cynic's view
25 Shortest books ever written	She says, He says
Cars and Gals	Tarzan
Pet store	Penal studies
Mercedes	Sperm count
Raincoats	Another Microsoft joke
Survival instinct	How to cook a turkey
Millennia Year Application Software System	Gotcha!
Funeral arrangements	Gerbils
Rodman	Side effects

Church bulletins	92 year old church member
Income Taxes	Hairspray
Military coup	Naku po!
Negligee	Jewish genie
Young Sherlock Holmes	He/She definitions
Marriage	Pogi points
How To Install Software-A 12-Step Program	Making the most of unproductive time
Murphy's Laws of Computing	If Microsoft built cars...
Lucky frog	Aliens
Another Doctor visit	Airforce Special
Vibes	Delivery options
Microsoft acquires U.S. Government	SPECIAL HIGH INTENSIVE TRAINING
Division	Local anaesthesia
U.S. Aid	Elephant anatomy

Newsflash	Blonde joke #1
Buti Pa Siya	What If Dr. Seuss Did Technical Writing?
Please engage brain before speaking	Second opinion
Your horse...	Marriage
Ponder this	You don't want to hear during surgery
Miracle Bra alternative	Instructions for Microsoft's new TV dinner product
Tyson jokes	Software upgrades
The VAN GOGH Family in the Philippines	Winking problem
So that's why	To contend over trifles
Old man crying	Playboy Classic: 9/97
Recorded message of the month	The spoon
The bet	Types of men in a toilet
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