A well to do couple was going out of town for a weekend reunion with the husband's family and, as they were departing for the airport, told their butler, James, that he could have the weekend off.

At the airport, the wife started feeling very poorly and told her husband that she could not possibly make the flight but that he should go on lone.

It was his family and she would rather go home alone than ruin it for him. She would call him when she felt better and, if possible, catch a later flight.

When she arrived home, she saw the butler sitting on the divan in the living room. She looked at him and said, "James, come with me to my bedroom." Once in the bedroom, she told him to close the door.

She then turned to him and said, "James, I want you to unzip my dress and take it off." He obeyed his mistress's instructions.

She then said to him, "James, now I want you to slip off my shoes and my nylons." Once again he did as he was told.

She then motioned with her hand and said, "James, now remove my bra and my panties." Nervously, he again followed his mistress's instruction.

She then looked directly into his eyes and said, "James, the next time I come home and find you wearing my clothes, you're fired."