Q: What did Tyson say to Don King back in the dressing room?
A: You're right it did taste like chicken!

If Tyson gets banned for life, he could always become a barber. Think about it: You could walk into his shop and say, "Hey, Mike! Could you take a little off the ears?

Have you heard that Holyfield-Tyson III is going to be held in Tennessee? Yeah, Don King's calling it the Chattanooga Chew Chew.

Q. What do Marv Albert and Mike Tyson have in common?
A. They're both from New York.

Q: Who's the latest person to get tatooed on Tyson's arms?
A: Jeffery Dahmer.

Q: What did Holyfield say after the fight?
A: Ear today, gone tommorrow.

The rematch will be shown on the Food Network.