An optimist sees the best in the world, while a
pessimist (a non-optimist) sees only the worst. An optimist finds the positive in
the negative, and a pessimist can only find the negative in the positive. Let me
illistrate what I mean . . .
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he
found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrive a duck. Shocked by his
find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him. He decided to try to
break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by nature, and invited him to hunt with him
and his new dog.
As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. They fired, and a duck fell. The
dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead
walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. The
friend saw everything but did not say a single word.
On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything unusual about
my new dog?" "I sure did," responded his friend. "He can't
swim." |