Paddy the Irishman, Charles the Englishman and Jimmy the Scot visit a strip joint.
    
The girl is shaking her stuff in front of them wearing a g-string.
    
Paddy (showing off) pulls out a $20 bill, licks it and sticks it on her ass cheek.
    
Charles (trying to show up Paddy) pulls out a $50 bill, licks it and sticks it on her other ass cheek.
    
Jimmy pulls out his ATM card swipes it down the crack of her butt and puts the 20 and the 50 in his wallet.