Male chauvinist pig

A passenger plane on a cross country trip runs into a terrible storm. The plane gets pounded by rain, hail, wind and lightning.  The passengers are screaming.  All are sure the plane will crash and they will die.  At the height of the storm a young woman jumps up and exclaims, "I can't take this anymore!  I can't just sit here and die like an animal strapped into a chair.  If I am going to die, let me die feeling like a woman!  Is there anyone here man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

She sees a hand raise in the back and a muscular man starts to walk to her seat.  As he approaches her he takes off his shirt.  She can see the man's muscles ripple even in the poor lighting of the plane.  He stands in front of her, shirt in hand and says to her, "I can make you feel like a woman before you die.  Are you interested?"  She nods, wordless.

The man then hands her his shirt and says, "Here.  Iron this."

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