| A hippie walks into a diner and the cook
says, "What would you like?" The hippie says,
"Give me a milk shake, not too thick, not too thin,
but in the groove man, in the groove." The cook gets
a little annoyed but makes the shake. The hippie then asks for some fries and says, "Not too soft, not too crispy, but in the groove man, in the groove." The cook then gives him a dirty look, but still makes the fries anyway. The hippie comes up to the counter one last time and says, "Gimme a burger - not too rare, not too well-done, but in the groove man, in the groove." By this time the cook is pissed off. He storms out of the kitchen, walks up to the hippie, pulls his pants down and says, "You can kiss my ass! Not too much to the left, not too much to the right, but in the groove man, in the groove." |