| Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the
gates, the angel tells Ford, "Well, you've been such
a good guy and your invention, the car, changed the
world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want
in heaven." Henry Ford thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang with Adam, the first man." So, the angel at the gate points Adam out to Ford. Ford asks Adam, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of the woman?" "Yes," replied Adam. "Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention: 1. There's too much front-end protrusion. 2. It chatters at high speeds. 3. The rear end wobbles too much. And 4. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust." "Hmmm," says Adam, "Hold on." Adam goes to the celestial supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the result. The computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it. He went to Henry Ford and said, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours." |