| Little Johnny is playing in the school yard
when a little girl comes up to him... "Johnny?" "Yeah what" "You know lots you do, tell me, what's a Dick?" "I dunno, but tell you what, I'll ask my dad tonight. He'll know for sure" "Ok see you tomorrow then." Johnny goes home and catches his dad... "Dad...?" "Yeah son, what is it?" "I heard a word today and I don't know what it is, can you tell me?" "Well, tell me the word and if I know I'll explain it for you" "What's a 'Dick'?" Dad decides honesty is the best policy here so takes Johnny into the bathroom, drops his trousers whips out the whanger and says... "There son, that's a Dick" "Oh" Next day at school the little girl finds Johnny again... "Hey Johnny, did you find out what a 'Dick' was?" "Yeah, er, come with me a minute" He takes her round the back of the school buildings, drops his trousers, whips out his whanger and says... "See that?" "Yes" "Well that's a cock. A 'Dick' is like that but about two inches shorter". |