| A gynecologist who was getting sick of his
job decided that he needed a career change.
He'd always enjoyed tinkering with engines, so he thought
he'd become a mechanic. He went along to mechanics
school, and the final test was to strip the engine
completely and reassemble it--obviously back into perfect
working order. So our gynecologist friend took the test
and anxiously awaited the results. When he received the
results he got quite a surprise--he had received a score
of 150%! He quickly phoned the instructor and asked about the score. The instructor said "No, no, that's the right score. First I gave you 50% for stripping down the engine--a very thorough job. Next I gave you 50% for reassembling it--a fantastic job really, and then I gave you a 50% bonus for doing it all through the muffler. |