- If no one sees you eat it, it has no
calories
- If you drink a diet soda with a candy
bar, they cancel each other out
- If you eat standing up, it doesn't count!
- STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled
backwards
- If you eat the food off someone else's
plate, it doesn't count
- Cookie pieces contain no calories because
the process of breakage cause calorie leakage
- Food used for medicinal purposes have no
calories. This includes: any chocolate used for
energy, brandy,
cheesecake, and Haagen-Daz Ice Cream
- When eating with someone else, calories
don't count if you both eat the same amount
- Movie-related foods are much lower in
calories simply because they are a part of the
entertainment experience and not part of one's
personal fuel. This includes: Milk Duds, popcorn
with butter, Junior Mints, Snickers, and Gummi
Bears.
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